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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SMELL #5
- 298 PAGES - $27 priority mail -
Winner
of both the FanQ  and STAR aWARdS for best SW zine.
 

A DAY IN THE LIFE by Martha Wells Wilson.  While in a Rebel
cruiser's
medical bay having a (ahem) little problem take care of; Han plays
atruly evil joke on a captured Imperial officer.

EVERY JEDI HAS HIS DAY by Kim Hamilton.  No one likes to be sued,
least
of all a hero of the Rebellion.  When the lawsuit threatens to
expose his
hidden past, Luke has to rise to the challenge with everything in
his
power.

THE MIZER by Marti Schuller. (STAR aWARdS Honorable Mention Story)
After
a close encounter with a mad genius scientist's machine Han faces
the
biggest little challenge of his life.

TREMORS IN THE FORCE by Martie Benedict O'Brien.  After
dispatching Jabba
at the Sarlaac pit, Luke and company get set to make a speedy
getaway.
Now all they have to do is remember where they parked Val and
Earl's
pickup truck.

THE REB FESTIVAL by Deborah Kittle.  Han, Luke, Chewie and Lando
impersonate a Corellian folk band in all their glory in order to
pick up
a New Republic operative.

SUNS-SET by Alison Glover.  The evening before Luke leaves
Tatooine, Owen
Lars, knowing that he won't be able to keep his nephew safe much
longer,
reminisces about Luke's childhood, the events surrounding Luke
being
given into his care, and realizes that the time has come for an
old
promise to be honored.

THE P.C. EMPIRE STRIKES BACK by M. J. Mink.  Vader receives
counseling.

I LOVE LUKE: EPISODE 3 by J. P. Treleaven.  Luke helps some local
wine
growers.

GALAXY OF DESIRE by Mary Jo Fox.  (STAR aWARdS Honorable Mention
story)
Excerpts of two upcoming books - torrid tales of explosive heat
and
passion in a galaxy far, far away.
 

This issue contains an entire section of stories where the illo
was drawn
first and then sent to an author to write a story about the illo.
The
illos are by Zyene, Stasulis, Florian, Lybarger, Wilson, and
Steyn.  The
stories are by Pryor, Golledge, O'Brien, Berger, Cohen, Florian,
Schuller, Glover, Kittle and Loup.  Some really great stories that
you
won't want to miss.

Color covers by A.G. Steyn and Matt Busch.